Please sir, may i have some more....TIME!!

Hey there...this one is on procrastimation....one of my FAVOURITE hobbies.......Writing it again for the college newspaper...hope they like it(ISNT IT IRONICAL HOW MY POSTS HERE ALWAYS TEND TEND TO ORIGINATE FROM THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLES I WRITE AND HOW THE FREQUENCYFOR THE POSTS REMAINS VERY MUCH SAME).......oh what the hell. READ ON:-

Hello again.... WHACK here and honestly right now i am in a miserable condition. I still have one record to write, i have a semester practical exam tomorrow, my hands are going to file a lawsuit against me if i write another sentence AND THERE IS A CRATER ON MY BED because of constantly sitting at one position!!!! Im actually at the brink of breaking down....so if you hear rumours about a guy with a goatee and short hair running around like mad screaming “MY LIFE SUCKS” at the top of his lungs.....ummm....well ya that would be me!! Why am i in such a pitiful condition you ask....simple two word explanation for it.....PRACTICAL RECORDS!!!!

C.R.A.C.K. on the other hand has gone off to sleep, so has most of the hostel. Crazy he might be, but the fellow always manage to finish all his records on time.....W.H.A.C.K. is busy flirting with some random girl he met on a social networking site. He too isn’t that much worried about his pracs and seems to have finished his records. In the past week it has been reaffirmed in my mind that most humans are nothing but a lazy bunch of evolved monkeys who love to procrastinate......including yours truly. WE ARE CREATURES OF HABIT and once we get into the habit of delaying things we just continue doing it for even the smallest of things...(THAT EXPLAINS THE UNCONTROLLABLE OVERGROWTH OF FACIAL HAIR ON MY CHIN....just don’t get my hands to pick up the scissor and trim it)..Seriously though, its not just us students who end up doing things at the last moment.....many a times we get the printouts for the practicals late, sometimes the sheets take time to print, sometimes there is a delay in checking, policies are implemented later than required.....The basic point is that we are all FLAWED somehow or the other and that is what makes us human. The concept of doing things IN TIME for a particular task is just a mangled piece of thought in a dark corner of our oversized brains.

 Its times like these when you wish for an extra day in the week or even an extra hour in the day....IRONICALLY enough we finish everything. EVERY SINGLE THING is done a little LATE but hey, its done right!! You got to award some marks to us humans for at least finishing everything....HOW MANY SMART AND INTELLIGENT RACES ARE THERE IN THE UNIVERSE WHO FINISH THINGS EONS BEFORE THEY NEED TO BE IMPLEMENTED....None yet, right! So its our little old lazy selves in this massive universe and we might as well enjoy our lives till we get wiped out by the swarm of flesh eating HELLO-KITTY lookalikes from outer space!!

Its also during crunch time when your friends actually help out the most. W.H.A.C.K. left his anonymous female friend to get me something to eat and C.R.A.C.K. offered to write whatever part of the record was left....NO i am not going to cry like a baby and get all emotional but it really feels good to see that someone out there ACTUALLY CARES for you!!! I guess i understand why OLIVER TWIST asked for another bowl of soup and why that scene is etched clearly in history.........BACK TO FILLING IN MY INDEX now....oh CRAP i don’t have the dates for the experiments...............................

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