The thing about vulgarity......

Firstly sorry for the late post....been a bit busy....Anyway this one is gonna be about a baffling fact that has confused me for a long time.....

VULGARITY.....We all are vulgar at some point of life, even though your two-toe goody ass may not accept it now...REALLY ALL OF US HAVE MADE SOME SORT OF NASTY OR DIRTY COMMENT AT SOME POINT OF LIFE! ok if youve not made it, at least youve thought about it......take for example calling the guy who almost runs you over with his brand new BEAMER, an ASSHOLE! Or calling that teacher of yours who never ever does anything in class but always ends up giving you loads of assignment a LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING FAGGIT.......All of us have at one point or the other spoken it out or at least imagined something "vulgar"....then what is the big deal about VULGARITY????

I mean, seriously I fail to understand the perception people have of vulgarity.....youre called a dirty little piece of rotting soyabean by people if you curse or swear or even hint at using the eff word BUT the people vindicating you will be saying SHIT and CRAP at least 50 times a day.......I mean is there like a legal document that provides light over the different types, levels and degrees of intensity of cuss words and toilet humor....IF there is id sure like to get to the section where there is a mention about which word is punishable and which is not!!

There are apparently also these rules youre supposed to follow if you have even the slightest hint of vulgarity in you. For example youre never supposed to talk about vulgar stuff in front of your elders....even if theyre debating about which picture of RAKHI SAWANT's shows the most cleavage or which outfit SARAH PALIN looks most foxy in! There is also the rule about minding your tongue in front of girls....we're supposed to act like those overrated chocolate bollywood superstars...In short we're suppposed to be unreal and fake, and sadly that is appreciated....NO WAIT, ladies dont get me wrong.....I believe you should always be courteous and polite in front of the fairer sex....but i hate it when someone gets glares for making some sort of vulgar joke...what happened to the phrase JUST BETWEEN FRIENDS! Where does all the camraderie and good sense of humor disappear and why does that obnoxious TCH TCH sound come in??

Everyone enjoys a good vulgar joke if some douche bag comedian makes it on the screen, especially if its accompanied with some sort of awkward pelvic movement...HOWEVER, as soon as you make one in an ahem social gathering...everyone glares at you like the last piece of tandoori chicken left for a flock of chicken crazy DElhi-wallahs......WHY?

OK ive come up to the conclusion that there is something horribly wrong with my brain right now to write something like this on a public place like the blogosphere...OR what i say actually makes a tiny bit of sense...even if it is infitismally small....YOU DECIDE!!!

Anyway if you ask me the bottom line is that people all around are actually as confused about vulgarity as yours truly......And as opinionated as us humans usually are, nobody falls back before labelling something as vulgar(especially the government, what was wrong with AXN again???)...If you really REALLY think that the guy who cracks a non veg joke in front of you...or takes a double meaning for something you said is as cheap as those fake AIR-JORDANS in Pallika...YOURE MISTAKEN.......look around you and you just might find someone meaner!!!!!!

ASOmewhatreLievEd
thenuttyoptimist

P.s. I am not angry so dont worry about the tone in this article

P.P.s. I LOVE TOILET HUMOR....no matter what you say about it......